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I am a soon to be failed stand up comedian. This is, more or less, exactly the same as every other tumblr that's out there. I'm thinking of it as a online scrapbook-journal thing. Hopefully a year or so from now I can look back at this and think about how much I want to punch past-me in the face.

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Stop/Go - an original song

After a few months of not writing songs, I wrote a song. I’m pretty sure I’ve said this before about songs I now hate, but I’m pretty sure this is the only song I’ve written that I actually like. I’ll do a better, more fleshed-out version for youtube eventually. 

 

 

I’m writing a song!

This is part of it!

Tell me what you think!

I’m lonely!

 

 
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Something New

So I guess I wrote a song for Banjo?

I just sort of vomited this out over the course of the day.  If you look past how clear it is that I’ve only been playing this instrument since Tuesday, I think its pretty decent.

I don’t think its done, but I sort of like the shape its in now so I thought I’d save this version.