I am the alpha beta male

I am a soon to be failed stand up comedian. This is, more or less, exactly the same as every other tumblr that's out there. I'm thinking of it as a online scrapbook-journal thing. Hopefully a year or so from now I can look back at this and think about how much I want to punch past-me in the face.


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Farmer Chords - Ben Gibbard cover (on banjo) (by chrissucksatmusic)

I did a song