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I am a soon to be failed stand up comedian. This is, more or less, exactly the same as every other tumblr that's out there. I'm thinking of it as a online scrapbook-journal thing. Hopefully a year or so from now I can look back at this and think about how much I want to punch past-me in the face.

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Twin Size Mattress - The Front Bottoms Cover (kind of)

I’m still sick but I did half a cover bluuuuuggra

 

 

Fun Winter - ZeFrank cover (by chrissucksatmusic)

I really really really love this song. Its so short and simple, but it conveys its message so poignantly and so effectively. It doesn’t get nearly enough love. 

 

 
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Cotton - The Mountain Goats cover

 
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You And I - Ingrid Michaelson cover

I figure as a person who plays the ukulele I had to do this one eventually. This ones a throw away.

 

I’m Just Your Problem (Adventure Time) - Rebecca Sugar cover (by chrissucksatmusic)

I know what you’re thinking. Is it normal for a fully grown person to be this dedicated to a cartoon show?

Welcome to the web generation, we’re never growing up

 

 
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Clint Eastwood - Gorillaz cover

I’ve have this one in my pocket for a while. I’m actually really proud of how this turned out.

 

Wounded Healer - Watsky cover (by chrissucksatmusic)

I had to just play the chords instead of doing the actual accompaniment, but I had to cover something tonight. This ones for me.

 

 

Farmer Chords - Ben Gibbard cover (on banjo) (by chrissucksatmusic)

I did a song

 

 

Sax Rohmer 1 - Mountain Goats cover on banjo (by chrissucksatmusic)

I’m bad at banjo

 

 
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Working Mans Blues- Mild Revolution cover (on banjo)


This is by no streatch of the imagination skillfully played or of good quality, but I like it anyways.