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I am a soon to be failed stand up comedian. This is, more or less, exactly the same as every other tumblr that's out there. I'm thinking of it as a online scrapbook-journal thing. Hopefully a year or so from now I can look back at this and think about how much I want to punch past-me in the face.

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Steve Martin - The Great Remember HD (by James9099abc)

wow

Can I be Steve Martin?

 

 

"I wonder if I could do a bluegrass cover of this"

—me at some point during every song I’ve listened to since I started playing banjo

 

Can I major in Banjo?

Is that a thing?

Because I’ve been playing it a lot, and I’ve been listening to a lot of old bluegrass, and I’m really falling in love with this instrument.

 

Punch Brothers - Rye Whiskey (by WNRNradio)

I’m sure there’s a really clever way for me to combine the words “bluegrass” and “orgasm”, but I’m to caught up in how great this is to figure it out.