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I am a soon to be failed stand up comedian. This is, more or less, exactly the same as every other tumblr that's out there. I'm thinking of it as a online scrapbook-journal thing. Hopefully a year or so from now I can look back at this and think about how much I want to punch past-me in the face.

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This is what I’ve been doing instead of work

 

 
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Woke Up New - The Mountain Goats cover (on banjo)

 
I’m going to put a better version of this on youtube once I’m better at double-thumbing, but I’m pretty proud of this as it is.

In related news, I apparently only cover Mountain Goats songs

 

what have I done

 

 

Steve Martin - The Great Remember HD (by James9099abc)

wow

Can I be Steve Martin?

 

 

Farmer Chords - Ben Gibbard cover (on banjo) (by chrissucksatmusic)

I did a song

 

 

I’m writing a song!

This is part of it!

Tell me what you think!

I’m lonely!

 

 

Sax Rohmer 1 - Mountain Goats cover on banjo (by chrissucksatmusic)

I’m bad at banjo

 

 

"I wonder if I could do a bluegrass cover of this"

—me at some point during every song I’ve listened to since I started playing banjo