I am the alpha beta male

I am a soon to be failed stand up comedian. This is, more or less, exactly the same as every other tumblr that's out there. I'm thinking of it as a online scrapbook-journal thing. Hopefully a year or so from now I can look back at this and think about how much I want to punch past-me in the face.


standpoor liamdryden fishingboatproceeds e7-deactivated80808080 notthatwaycowboy collegehumor colchrishadfield dangurewitch michaelaranda weatherdotcomwantsmedead wow-realoriginal cartoonhangover blogwell tediousbrief adventuretime zaclittle hodgman beatonna fuckiminmy20s ursus---arctos itsvondell wheredidthatbearcomefrom neilcicierega hoursongs neil-gaiman scannedlife slomozovo fekbenn pornhubcommentsonstockphotos johndarnielle fuckyeahscottpilgrimcomic thesemi-charmedlife mulaney fakescience patrickcassels bryankonietzko nedroidcomics gunshowcomic radiomaru vondellswain explodingdog kylekinane manimator poptech standupcomedyblog jonahray samreich azizisbored streeter themildrevolution mynameisboburnham watchthecradle stupidstupidboysmellypastahouse pornhubcommentsonvalentines doodlebops iamdonald windows95tips dcpierson nakedhawkeye nickkocher doyoubelieveinrapture rocketboom michelleocomedy entropyexhibited egofaptor exquisitebeast superheroesdoingweirdshit j-castaneda tumblrbot imaginawesome amateurlovemakingmonthly imaginefucking mustlovevlogs naturesecrets thestorydump bfvgc domfera fycovers thatgirlyoukindofknow repeatingpepper