I am the alpha beta male :: Anyone out there good at photoshop? I’d like you...

I am a soon to be failed stand up comedian. This is, more or less, exactly the same as every other tumblr that's out there. I'm thinking of it as a online scrapbook-journal thing. Hopefully a year or so from now I can look back at this and think about how much I want to punch past-me in the face.


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Anyone out there good at photoshop?

I’d like you to photoshop Ray Ramono’s face onto Lana Del Ray’s body and post it

Thus creating “Lana Del Ray Ramono”

You will not receive any compensation other then the knowledge that this photo exists on the internet

edit: I would also except Lana Del Ray Charles, Lana Del Ray William Johnson, or Vince Vaughna Del  Ray.