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I am a soon to be failed stand up comedian. This is, more or less, exactly the same as every other tumblr that's out there. I'm thinking of it as a online scrapbook-journal thing. Hopefully a year or so from now I can look back at this and think about how much I want to punch past-me in the face.

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earthdad:

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there isnt a single part of this vine i dont like

i could not be any happier

(Source: weloveshortvideos.com, via liamdryden)

 

 
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numptyspoon:

If you haven’t seen Age of Extinction, I’m saving you the effort of going, it’s just this for a whole 3 hours.
This is the full extent of Michael Bay’s vision

You’re welcome.

(via liamdryden)

 
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jellygod:

Pokémon -Neil Cicierega - Mouth Silence

listen to this

(via wow-realoriginal)

 
liamdryden:

xfawnx:

crowhogan33:

The Pokédexes throughout the years


aw I loved the Kalos one, it was ace! Not too hot on the new Hoenn one

ahh man the new Hoenn one looks like a Game Boy Advance though! What a cool homage to the original Ruby/Sapphire being the first Pokémon games for GBA

Everything I like about the new one is based in nostalgia and I’m cool with that

liamdryden:

xfawnx:

crowhogan33:

The Pokédexes throughout the years

aw I loved the Kalos one, it was ace! Not too hot on the new Hoenn one

ahh man the new Hoenn one looks like a Game Boy Advance though! What a cool homage to the original Ruby/Sapphire being the first Pokémon games for GBA

Everything I like about the new one is based in nostalgia and I’m cool with that

 

Every time I order a beer now, I feel like I’m tricking the sever into giving it to me.

"no no, you don’t understand. I’m a child."