7 Arrested Development Themed Cocktails
Start buying the ingredients now to make your cocktails because Arrested Development arrives on Netflix at midnight (Pacific Time) 3 AM EST.
I am a soon to be failed stand up comedian. This is, more or less, exactly the same as every other tumblr that's out there. I'm thinking of it as a online scrapbook-journal thing. Hopefully a year or so from now I can look back at this and think about how much I want to punch past-me in the face.
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7 Arrested Development Themed Cocktails
Start buying the ingredients now to make your cocktails because Arrested Development arrives on Netflix at midnight (Pacific Time) 3 AM EST.
That Would Have Been Really Funny to Say If I’d Thought of It Fifteen Minutes Ago When It Was Still Relevant - The Chris Dunne Story
I promise that eventually I’ll stop posting songs from Talon of The Hawk, but I can’t promise that time will be soon
The Front Bottoms - Back Flip
Today I found out that I’ve dropped 20 pounds, did a really fun open mic, and now I’m playing Skyrim and jamming out to this. Good day.
Swear To God The Devil Made Me Do It - The Front Bottoms
I wanna make tear-jerking-shower-curtain-camera’s-running genius
I wanna make them think they’re seeing something they ain’t never seen before
But I am full of shit, I’m a plagiarist
As a liar, I’m a ten
I just want this to mean something to anyone even if they don’t know who I am
20 POUNDS MOTHERFUCKERS
