I am a soon to be failed stand up comedian. This is, more or less, exactly the same as every other tumblr that's out there. I'm thinking of it as a online scrapbook-journal thing. Hopefully a year or so from now I can look back at this and think about how much I want to punch past-me in the face.
If you haven’t seen Age of Extinction, I’m saving you the effort of going, it’s just this for a whole 3 hours.
This is the full extent of Michael Bay’s vision
The Pokédexes throughout the years
aw I loved the Kalos one, it was ace! Not too hot on the new Hoenn one
ahh man the new Hoenn one looks like a Game Boy Advance though! What a cool homage to the original Ruby/Sapphire being the first Pokémon games for GBA
Everything I like about the new one is based in nostalgia and I’m cool with that
Every time I order a beer now, I feel like I’m tricking the sever into giving it to me.
"no no, you don’t understand. I’m a child."