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I am a soon to be failed stand up comedian. This is, more or less, exactly the same as every other tumblr that's out there. I'm thinking of it as a online scrapbook-journal thing. Hopefully a year or so from now I can look back at this and think about how much I want to punch past-me in the face.

following:

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I love you, internet

I love you, internet

 

"This is Jonah Ryan, and you are witnessing the birth of RYANTOLOGY. Old media like the Washington Toast better run to the bathroom and hide like the Poo York Times because we are cutting in. I’m gonna be updating more than I’m actually dating, which is a shitload."

—Ryantology.com’s mission statement (via patrickcassels)

 
joequinones:

Power Boy, by Cory Walker
http://corenthal.tumblr.com


pffffffttahahahahahaha

joequinones:

Power Boy, by Cory Walker

http://corenthal.tumblr.com

pffffffttahahahahahaha

(via notthatwaycowboy)

 

pretty sure that last pokemon post lost me a follower

this is what you signed on for, people

 

I found my copy of Pokemon Platinum while looking for my old GBA so I could play Ruby, and decided to play it in order to quell my thirst for some gen-3 action

I made it about forty five seconds into the intro 

 
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neilcicierega:

You may say I’m a dreamer

but the media men beg to differ

 
lovesexdevotion:

That was so beautiful

lovesexdevotion:

That was so beautiful

(Source: johto-jordan, via ursus---arctos)