I am the alpha beta male

I am a soon to be failed stand up comedian. This is, more or less, exactly the same as every other tumblr that's out there. I'm thinking of it as a online scrapbook-journal thing. Hopefully a year or so from now I can look back at this and think about how much I want to punch past-me in the face.


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Unrelated: I spent a lot of time over the past few years believing myself to be an introvert, but I’m now starting to think that I might actually be an extravert who also just happens to have really bad social anxiety. 

It explains everything


I am finding myself regretting every second I did not spend listening to Harmontown

8 plays

The Mountain Goats - Hebrews 11:40

(ripped from NPR’s Tiny Desk Concert)

spooky songz for october 



I was drunk in Omaha and talked about an encounter I had with a skunk with a mayonnaise jar stuck on its head. But the reason you SHOULD buy it is Mitch’s rad art and the Slow Death doing their thing all over the flip side.


Did the album art for a pretty rad split 7”. Joe Dunn did the colors. If this is the type of thing you’re into, you can get the vinyl here or the mp3s here.



Steal His Look: Sam Pepper

Black Garbage Bag - $1



New Republican ad came out today which gave me the best reaction image I’ve ever seen.


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