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I am a soon to be failed stand up comedian. This is, more or less, exactly the same as every other tumblr that's out there. I'm thinking of it as a online scrapbook-journal thing. Hopefully a year or so from now I can look back at this and think about how much I want to punch past-me in the face.

following:

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pollums:

jeff goldblum stars in the role of a lifetime

(via wow-realoriginal)

 

 
jasfest:

this photo can be quite spiring if you dont know the source of it.


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4xrS5NEBKjU

jasfest:

this photo can be quite spiring if you dont know the source of it.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4xrS5NEBKjU

(via wow-realoriginal)

 

I recently saw someone who had self-diagnosed as autistic 

AUTISTIC

how fucking dare you 

 

few things make me angrier then people proudly claiming in their tumblr profiles that they’re “ADHD, dyslectic, depressed, social anxiety” etc, and then follow that shit up with “(all self diagnosed)”

like being any of those things is so fucking simple that a fucking wikipedia search is enough for you to tell that you fit into a category

its not like there are people with god damn PHDs who’s  entire job it is to diagnose that shit

being neurologically different is not a fashion statement. its something you’re born with, and its something you live with

you don’t just get to decide it for yourself because you’re rich and white and still want to feel like an underdog 

 

patrickcassels:

miketrapp:

The most confusing way to explain simple math.

This is hilarious. I also love his name: Darren Michaelchuck.

 

 
wow-realoriginal:

Day 6.


Look, I was in a thing

wow-realoriginal:

Day 6.

Look, I was in a thing

 

securelyinsecure:

poplockandpantydropit:

Adventure time be knowing

Well, damn

(Source: sandandglass, via liamdryden)