I am a soon to be failed stand up comedian. This is, more or less, exactly the same as every other tumblr that's out there. I'm thinking of it as a online scrapbook-journal thing. Hopefully a year or so from now I can look back at this and think about how much I want to punch past-me in the face.
Peach’s panties were deemed to risque for a young audience in the 3DS version of Super Smash Bros. Instead, children playing the game will be welcomed to T H E V O I D
im not ashamed to admit that id let 26 year old Joe Biden hit it
somebody at the white houses social media department is attempting to use Joe Biden to seduce us into supporting obamacare.
What a world
Nope, never mind, I can’t write this. Theres no way this can go that isn’t going to give me an end product that I’m not ashamed of.
Just going to keep making tumblr posts about this sketch so I don’t have to write it. This awful, awful sketch.
okay, there are two ways I could go with the sketch. Both are pretty morbid, and whether or not either is funny is at best, dubious. But I have no other ideas, and this thing is due tomorrow, so I gotta do this.
I guess what I’m saying is, whats a funnier alternative for erectile disfunction medication: suicide, or murdering somebody in an impotent rage?
I hate myself.