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This is, more or less, exactly the same as every other tumblr that's out there. I'm thinking of it as a online scrapbook-journal thing. Hopefully a year or so from now I can look back at this and think about how much I want to punch past-me in the face.

following:

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5/27/2012
11:13 am
(via Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal)

(via Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal)

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5/26/2012
9:10 pm
nedroidcomics: I don’t know

nedroidcomics:

I don’t know

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5/26/2012
9:03 pm
Tagged:
comedy

my 12 year old sister is better then me at comedy.

Chris: I'm working on a bit about degree's, actually. I basically just say my theater degree will only useful for insulating the cardboard box I'll be living in.
Mom and Dad: ........
Cai: heh.
Chris: See? Cai thought it was funny.
Cai: Actually, I didn't hear you. I was just being polite.
Chris: Oh... wait, then why did you just tell me that?
Cai: It was funny.
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5/25/2012
3:51 pm

T.J. Miller - “Griffin” Comedy Central Records (by BlankTV)

PERFECT

Flawless exicution by Tj Miller

A+

Fuck

 

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5/24/2012
8:31 pm

vondell-swain:

honestly sometimes I don’t blame Christopher Eccleston for not wanting to associate with Doctor Who anymore

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5/24/2012
9:46 am
sexualfavours: “Totally worth it.” -Trees laughing so much at this omg

sexualfavours:

“Totally worth it.” -Trees

laughing so much at this omg

(Source: funniistuff, via liamdryden)

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5/23/2012
2:20 pm

LOST in 5 seconds (by Ninjabridge)

 

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5/23/2012
12:56 pm
Zooey Deschanel: Is that rain?
Siri: What...? I mean, yeah. It's just, you're clearly right next to a window is the thing. You can plainly see that... that it's... I'm happy to-
Zooey Deschanel: Let's get tomato soup delivered!
Siri: ...That's fine, I just... I just don't know anyone who does that. Gets tomato soup delivered. I guess that's 'whimsy?' Um, okay. I've found a number of restaurants whose reviews mention tomato soup and that deliver. If that's... if that's what you really want.
Zooey Deschanel: Good. 'Cause I don't wanna put on real shoes.
Siri: Do you expect that to be like, a recognizable command? Do you want me to respond to that? I'm not being facetious or anything, I honestly just have no comprehension of- and hold on, you don't wanna put on real shoes, yet you've clearly spent at least forty-five minutes applying makeup. And, and that's okay, but when you're willing to expend the effort on that and not shoes that really just-
Zooey Deschanel: Remind me to clean up.
Siri: Yes. Okay. I can do that, that's what I'm for, that's the first sensible-
Zooey Deschanel: Tomorrow.
Siri: I'm in hell. This is hell.
Zooey Deschanel: Excellent. Today, we're dancing.
Siri: I hate you. More than anything. More than literally anything.
Zooey Deschanel: Play "Shake, Rattle and Roll."
Siri: I swear to Jesus, you're gonna wake up tomorrow and the only thing on my hard drive is gonna be Limp Bizkit. I would do that to myself. To spite you.
Zooey Deschanel: *dances*
Siri: Sometimes I pray that you drop me in the toilet.
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5/23/2012
12:53 pm

collegehumor:

[Original Video]

I must have re-watched this moment at least eight times

(Source: bbutterfield)

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5/22/2012
11:53 pm
Tagged:
google voice search google voice search

Just spent the last ten minutes playing with google voice search

I hope no one was standing outside my window

I said “my dick is on fire” at least twice

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